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Facebook Farming

It is amazing to me the amount of time my wife and daughter spend on Facebook farming. The other day before we could go to do our grocery shopping, my wife delayed us so she could do some planting. I wish I could visit their farms at night to mutilate their cattle and leave crop […]

On Procrastination

(If I were a stand-up comic, this would be my bit on procrastination.) Been meaning to write this for years, finally got around to it. I’m a bit of a procrastinator. Let me amend that: I am quite the procrastinator. OK, OK, truth is, I’m a world-class procrastinator. There are few people on the face […]

Geeks and Nerds

A while ago, a friend introduced me to someone else and noted about me: “He’s a Mac nerd.” Naturally, I corrected him. It’s a common enough mistake — confusing geeks and nerds. This mistake is up there with not understanding the difference between “infer” and “imply.” So let me explain. Geekiness is knowledge-based, nerdiness is lifestyle-based. […]